rampaging-mongler:

noharaflower:

idratherbeinkonoha:

littlesandmonster:

NO GUYS NO STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS OKAY!!! You don’t even understand!!!! You wont regret it okay!!

A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS IT MUST BECOME THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SIGNAL BOOST UNTIL OBAMA SEES

FUCKING LEGENDARY. DATTEBAYO. HELL FUCKING YEAH.

I don’t watch naruto but this is sick as fuck.

Oh.my.god…this is my new favorite song and it is going on my playlist forever!!!

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that-darling-little-sammy:

Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine

  • Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
  • Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
  • Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
  • Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers 

WINGS

image

(Source: bubblybodt, via the-queen-of-today)

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this


Yes.

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

Yes.

(Source: hahaniechan, via the-queen-of-today)

blackroxtar:

fuckyeahlaughters:


lolzpicx:
How to steal a flatscreen


I love the “worlds slimmest television” sign at the end haha.

blackroxtar:

fuckyeahlaughters:

lolzpicx:

How to steal a flatscreen

I love the “worlds slimmest television” sign at the end haha.

(Source: theamericankid, via the-queen-of-today)

Teacher: Has anyone seen the Disney movie Hercules?
Other students: Oh man, not since I was a kid.
Me: Oh man, not since like...last week.

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

How did the month after february arrive?

It Marched right in

(Source: d0nn0, via captain-jackdaniels)

frozenoverblackballoon:

A Kristanna family. From beginning to now.

http://xxmemoriezxx.deviantart.com/

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clownyface:

when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
 and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
 ”He got fired because he killed three people.”
 and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon

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relahvant:

this guy in front of me on the train was talking to his girlfriend on the phone and when he hung up I saw the contact was called “happiness” if that’s not cute idk what is

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